Become a member

What even are "fucks"? You certainly don't give any. You emanate with an aura of apathy so potent that you cares of others melt away in your presence. Welcome to the Inner Sanctum, the members only section of the Shop of Divine Apathy.

You receive a premium cult Avatar on the Stream of Divine Apathy, enjoy any mailings (holiday cards, etc) that the Cult distributes, and access to the exclusive Level 20 Cultist merch that only a Level 20 Cultist can get, and everyone will see you are a Level 20 Cultist on the Cult Discord. Praise!